covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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