:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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