it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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