I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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