I just cut my nipple shaving
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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