i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Sext me about skeletons
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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