and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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