Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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