we have pet lesbian snakes
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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