The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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