come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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