How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
We named our party play list daddy issues
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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