Don't you send me to vm
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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