I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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