id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm determined to sit on that face.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
