The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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