Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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