She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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