I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
A bitchslap is in order.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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