Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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