u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
