Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
