Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
