just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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