oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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