Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize
