Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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