She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You ruined the universe
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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