we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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