i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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