I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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