Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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