my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
