I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
