Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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