Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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