The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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