Pappa wants mamma naked
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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