You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
vagina is talking i cant
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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