Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
