I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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