woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
That accounts for only three of the penises
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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