I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Randomize
