so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Someone shit on the floor
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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