You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Vodka?
Forever.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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