She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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