I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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