He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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