I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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