Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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